Dad, today I was offered 5,000 camels for my hand in marriage! Technically, the offer was made to the gentleman I was sitting next to on a tourist trolley, whom the offeror wrongly assumed to be my boyfriend or fiance. Technically, I have excellent reason to believe that he made a similar offer to many other women within a few minutes. And technically, I am positive that he was joking. And he's not Jewish. But it's good to get the ball rolling, yes?
I know we haven't discussed this in a few years, but do you still want the payment in golf eqippment, rather than livestock? Do you have any idea what the camel to golf ball conversion rate is these days? Or would you prefer airline miles?
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